e pluribus unum

250px:

please watch this video

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

i’m really thinking about changing al’s age to 18 and just saying he’s been 18 since wwii which would make sense

A reminder that I’m the best country in the world and ya’ll can’t even compete.

blauekornblume:

 

Urgh. Two summers ago I lived in an apartment without an A/C unit. I had to switch to sleeping during the day so I wouldn’t overheat and only wore my underwear

I FEEL YOU the house my family used to live in during a heat wave didn’t have air conditioning so i was literally drenched in my own sweat what a fun time

blauekornblume:

crownthygood:

i’m not looking forward to tornado season

You stop that

or when it’s 100+ degrees with 90% humidity!!!

i’m not looking forward to tornado season

musicwrappedenigma asked: DUDE YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I JUST MET.

WHO D’YA MEET?

Tj